Our Philosophy

Recess Never Ends!!

Mission - At Skooch Uglywear, we will do our best
to creatively clothe ugly people in ugly ways.

Core Belief - We believe in the affirm and dignity
of every man, no matter how ugly he is.

Core Value - As a company, We will always
value people over profit.

Core Goal - We will intentionally use our
profits for good not evil.

We don't pose for photo shoots on our workdays or walk the red carpet on the weekends. We're not looking for something to highlight our assets while waving to the paparazzi. We're looking for something comfortable to hide our asses while we lie on the couch and watch TV.

We don't mind not being models because we like pizza. Not only that, we like dripping cheese and tomato sauce down the front of our newly purchased Skooch jersey and not having to worry about it because it says Uglywear right there in the middle of the mozzarella.

We'd rather play than work. We think Saturday is always better than Wednesday. We think jumping in a pile of leaves is more rewarding than "closing the deal", and we believe everyone should make a habit of playing duck duck goose with kids and total strangers.

Above all, Skooch Uglywear is more about comfort than image. We don't buy clothes to make us feel better about ourselves. We buy clothes because they feel better on us. Clothes don't make the man. Clothes just keep the man from getting arrested while he mows his front lawn.

Did we mention that we're not models?